Friday, May 22, 2009

People

Okay, here is the truth, Ruth. We need far more people if we are ever going to make up an orkestar, as they say in the old world. Don't be shy. Take that instrument out of the mothballs and come to our first practice. You will not be disappointed. Do it!

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Soloist

It does not matter if you have experience as a soloist or merely in a choir. We can train you and take your kazzoo playing to the next level.

Kazoo Recruitment, Inc.


We are looking for kazzooists of the highest caliber. In addition to finding a first, second and third chair for our kazoo orchestra, we shall require a whole host of accompaniasts. If you know a thing or two about the kazoo, then please take a moment out of your day to drop us a line at kazooorchestrator@gmail.com. We appreciate your attention to our message, and look forward to hearing from both you and your kazoo in the near future.